Things That Annoy Me

The following post was written in cahoots with Billy Boy.

I figured since I told you last week all the things I was thankful for that I could bitch and moan a little here.

Consider this the yin to last week’s yang.

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So….some things that annoy me. Again–this is not comprehensive.

1. People who think that getting up at 8am qualifies as “getting up early.”

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2. People who back up at traffic lights.

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3. Child pop stars.

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4. Ringtones.

You really should keep your phone on vibrate, or at least turn the volume down.

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I don’t want to hear Sheryl Crow’s “I’m a Bitch” while grocery shopping.

5. Popcorn kernels in inaccessible mouth-places.

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6. People who think they know everything.

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7. People who actually know everything.

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8. Ppl who type n txt speak.

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9. People who talk in text speak.

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10. Zippers that don’t stay zipped.

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11. Stereotyping.

Not all Asians are smart.

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12. When my grandmother asks when I’m going to give her great-grandchildren.

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13. Saying “Calvary” when you mean “cavalry.”

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They are different words.

14. Bad comb-overs.

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Just shave it already.

There are more. But that will do for today.

suck it, martha.

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5 Comments on “Things That Annoy Me”

  1. November 15, 2011 at 8:54 am #

    I’d like to add to that ringback tones. It’s a reason not to call someone. (God bless my little brother and his sense of local pride, but that Jamey Johnson song about Macon isn’t THAT good.)

  2. November 15, 2011 at 10:32 am #

    I heartily concur. I detest ringback tones and avidly avoid calling anyone who has one. (Sorry, Alyson–that’s big factor in why I rarely call you)

  3. Norseman
    November 27, 2011 at 2:47 pm #

    For some of us, 8am is early. And some of you cannot hang until 3-4am before bedtime consistently. There is no obvious correlation between these things…

    There are no inaccessible mouth places.

    You should purchase a child on the black market and deliver it to Gramdmother. In a box. For Christmas.

    To this list I would like to add:

    Truly stupid people. Not the friendly-but-uneducated simple person, but the truly should-be-sterilized stupid ones.
    People that think a spoiler is cool on a civic… Or almost any other car. Your 800 dollar car, with an extra 2300 in modifications, is now worth 750 or less.
    People that put lift kits on anything. It is stupid and dangerous, and completely unnecessary 99% of the time. If it is needed, there is a vehicle that is built for that – go buy it. To be stupid, dangerous, and unnecessary all of the time that you are on paved roads for the sake of 5 minutes every couple of days is justification for elimination from the gene pool.

  4. November 27, 2011 at 3:40 pm #

    I agree with your ad-ons. Especially the spoiler one. Bleek.

  5. December 22, 2012 at 3:55 pm #

    I completely agree! Here’s some things that annoy me:

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