Archive | May, 2012

Something Quick (for dinner)

Sometimes it’s all I can do to come home from work, throw a bag of Steam Fresh veggies in the microwave, put some pasta on to boil, and heat up some Bertolli 4 Cheese Rosa straight from the can. Eh, what can I say? It’s the truth. But then there are the days when facing […]

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Appliance, 1 2 3

You know how some people can’t wear watches? Earth Momma is one of those people. Most of the time she just kills the watch, though once, a watch started making time go backwards. I’m that way with appliances. I don’t know if it’s my body chemistry, my inner magnetism, my raw power… …but damned if […]

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Blueberry Streusel Muffins

Until yesterday, El Guapo had a big, bushy beard. Because of circumstances beyond his control, yesterday he shaved his beard. This wasn’t just any beard, folks. This beard had┬ápersonality. Sometimes its personality was distinguished, like a college professor. When this happened, girls would inevitably hit on him, and I would have to chase them off […]

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